Monthly Archives: March 2007

Nothing Like a Door to Make an Adult Feel Dumb

So, I’m 30 years old. I know how to use a door. And so I am walking through the library, approaching the automatic door. I wasn’t breaking stride, but the door was not opening. I stopped short about 6″ from the glass, and it took me 1.5 seconds to decide to push open the door [...]

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For Lease

I was riding the bus through downtown Milwaukee today, and as usual, every other storefront was vacant.  We then drove past a big open window with a “FOR LEASE” sign, and under it were a few children pressed up against the window.  It made me chuckle to think of leasing your children.  I wish I [...]

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