It is after midnight, and I still have 5 pages to write.
But S.B. is nearby playing Diablo 2, so it makes being up late working that much more bearible. After slaying armies of demons, he can use his loot to purchase a magical codpiece of fortitude. Don’t you wish you had one?
During a brief rant about not being able to customize food orders at certain fast food chains, we just invented really nerdy slang:
“What is your major malvolio?”
I’m sure you will all use this, and eventually it will come back to us and we will smile to know that we created something of lasting beauty.