So I as step out if the shower, I notice that I dry myself a specific way. I use one side of the towel for the my hair and the other side for the rest of me. This is because shedding on myself (particularly when I am newly clean) is a pet peeve. As I am drying, I start to think about that novelty towel that says “head” on one side and “butt” one the other. I develop in my mind a towel that says “hair side” and “flesh side”, but then I think, “Hm, I can probably only market that to paleographers and codicologists.”
Someone stop me…
Stop! Stop! Actually, I use the tag on the towel as the indicator for “face”. The back side is for… the backside.