He’s Just Not That Into You

“I miss the days where you had one phone number and one answering machine. And that one answer machine housed one cassette tape. And that one cassette tape either had a message from a guy or it didn’t. And now you just have to go around checking all these different portals just to get rejected by seven different technologies. It’s exhausting.”

Email, text, chat, voicemail, Facebook, OkCupid…

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