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What subcategory of Goth best fits you?

Sunday, June 25th, 2006

You scored as Fantasy Goth. You are a Fantasy Goth. You may or may not actually be a goth, but “normal” folks see you as one of those weird kids, and you are probably considered a geek by quite a few.

Fantasy Goth
Anything-Goes Goth
Perky Goff
Romantic Goth
Understanding Outsider
Ethereal Goth
Old-school Goth
Confused Outsider
Death Rocker

What subcategory of Goth best fits you?
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I stole this from Anne’s blog.  I suppose this assessment is fairly accurate since I am a grad student in medieval European history with a cyber-goth online store.  I’m all about future-past juxtaposition.  18th C ballgowns in black vinyl.  Rapiers and robots.   And goggles goggles goggles.


Wednesday, May 10th, 2006

(stolen from Automated Robot)

Tired of questions by 15, 16, 17 year olds who have never lived in the real world? Here’s one for the folks who have actually lived.

1. Worst damage you ever took in a fight?
Never really been in a physical fight. I’ve sustained more self-inflicted (accidental or otherwise) damage than anything else.

2. Most money you ever owed credit card company? um, no comment
individual card? $18000 post divorce

3. Last time you got kicked out of a bar?
never, but then again, I don’t drink, so I don’t get particularly rowdy.

4. Longest time you slept in a car?
Car-car or train-car? Or bus-car? Some of my longest trips have been by bus, and I did take the train from Milwaukee to West Palm Beach.

5. Most f*cked up nickname you’ve ever been given?
I suppose Qualyre the Impaler as given by my first boyfriend at age 14/15.

6. Worst job you ever had?
Possibly one particular babysitting job when the familiy had just adopted a mad dog that scared the children to death and it relieved itself everywhere. We hid upstairs with the door closed most of the time, by the children’s request.

7. Shortest job you’ve ever had?
The August weekends of Ren Faire, but then again, I worked assorted jobs on and off there.

8. Longest romantic relationship?
6 years

9. Shortest romantic relationship?
kissed (my hot Brazilian lover) at a lock-in and went on one date afterward

10. Food that you would eat until you puked?
possibly Cold Stone; I actually have eaten Malt-O-Meal, KFC and Boston Market until I puked, but I think those times it was food poisoning

11. Food that even looking at makes you puke?
I haven’t seen anything in person that makes me puke, but I’ve seen some nastiness on the TV (thanks Dave Chappelle’s Fear Factor)

12. What music saved your life?
When music made a difference, I tended to listen to music that made things worse :/

13. Person you miss the most in the world?
There are several friends I wish I could see more (or again) but no one so closely knit that I could say “most in the world”. Probably my grandma, because we hung out a lot.

14. Worst movie you’ve ever seen?
Star Wars Xmas Special, 8 Crazy Nights

15. Best movie you’ve ever seen?
don’t make me answer this

16 Movie you really want to see?
“Never never land”; I think I saw this as a child, but I can’t remember if I dremt it or not, so I want to see if this is the movie I’m thinking of

17. Ever almost die?
Nah; I’m surprisingly unbreakable. I was in one particularly scary car accident, but we didn’t really come close to dying; just bumps and bruises.

18. Ever fist fight a member of the opposite sex?
I’ve punched and open-palmed two separate people, both were over-reactions, and the second one definitely didn’t deserve it. No actual fight, though. Both times I was hit first, though semi-accidentally.

19. Best place you have ever lived?
I still have fond memories of the city of Boston

20. Worst place you have ever lived?

21. Bad habit you have.
Procrastinating (wait, I’m supposed to be writing a paper now)

22. Noise that makes you want to punch people?
Wiper blade squeeking on dry window (how can guys not notice?);

23. Your favorite tattoo?

24. Least favorite tattoo?
The portion I had covered up 12 days ago

26. Most money you have ever spent on a single meal?
$300 for two people, and no party favors included

27. Best gift you ever got?
a divorce 🙂

28. Best pet you ever had?
my broken little kitty

29. Ever run from the cops?
don’t think so

30. Money or love:
if you know me, you know how silly this question is.

Totally Stolen Link

Monday, May 1st, 2006

Ok, SB posted this, but it cracks me up, so in the rare case you read this and not his, follow this link and get a chuckle. Then absorb its message.

I *can* get behind that

Monday, April 24th, 2006

Now, my friends from all walks know me as shockingly prim and proper for a punk rock goddess. Sometimes they get a good chuckle out of my blushing and pitifully unnatural delivery of the rare profanity. But I really did get a kick out of the following bit:

Go here and select “Nerd Porn Auteur”

‘Nuf said. I am a porn star!!

Ten Years Ago

Friday, April 14th, 2006

I got this from my college roomie, Anne, with whom I was living at this time, so it’s tres apropos:

Ten Years ago, it was early 1996. Take this survey, post the results, and see how many things have changed since then.

Q1) How old were you?

Q2) What Grade Were you in?
College freshmen

Q3) Where did you go to school?
Emerson College, Boston

Q4) Where did you work?
Just school activities: WECB, EIV, NBS

Q5) Where did you live?
180 Bolyston Street, the Little Building – 9th floor, with Anne

Q6) How was your hair style?
Long, black, usually with a burgundy stripe and green roots

Q7) Did you wear braces?
Nope, but I would’ve prefered it over my prescription-medicated acne.
Q8) Did you wear contacts?
half of the time

Q9) Did you wear glasses?
other half of the time

Q10) Who was your best friend?

Q11) Who was your boyfriend/girlfriend?
in April… I was in a pitiful situation involving Micah. I was in a very bad place.

Q12) Who was your celebrity crush?
Anne: Oh wait, just for the Emerson crew – Gary Spivey
OMG! And the psychic cruise of doom through the Bermuda Triangle! Love that ramen toupe.
Maybe Peter Steele, but I didn’t really like him in *that way*. Just that vampiric allure.

Q13) Who was your regular-person crush?
Hmm. I briefly dated three people during this school year, only one was a nice guy, and crushes came easy because they were ways to keep my mind away from the person I was with. Don’t ask…

Q14) Were you a virgin?
Yes. I remember being propositioned for something specific and I didn’t even know what he meant.

Q15) How many piercings did you have?
Nine in my ears, none in the rest of me. Most have closed now.

Q16) How many tattoos did you have?
None. One big one now, four times under the pen.

Q17) What was your favorite band/singer?
Anne: Lunachicks all the way
I must concur. They rocked in concert.

Q18) Had you smoked a cigarette yet?
Nope. Still haven’t

Q19) Had you gotten drunk or high yet?
Not drunk. Still haven’t.
Did trynitrous-oxide from a whipped cream can in high school.

Q20) Had you driven yet?
Surely, but not in Boston. Still haven’t.

Q21) If so which car?
1963 Chevy Belaire (my car), 1992 Ford Tempo (mom’s car), probably grandma’s Honda, had killed the family van by this point.

Q22) Which of your pets were still alive?
None of my pets. My parents got ferrets about the time I left for college.
Anne: And i don’t think the lobster twins Fred the Dead and Llyod the Destroyed count.
Awesome! No, they were Arthur Fiedler’s pets. Nutty & Cornwallis lived across campus. And Financial Aid lived on the third floor in a purse.

Q23) Looking back, are you where you thought you would be in 1996?
Not really, but I even didn’t know where I was in 1996, so that fact that I actually can say I’m happy to be alive is a definite improvement. I figured I would’ve had an advanced degree by now, but at least I’m finally back in school. I figured I would’ve been a business owner by now, which I am, but it’s slow going and only online. I have not really made any movies since, nor have I released an album or written a book, but I will at least accomplish one of those (probably the book, at this rate) in the future.

Getting to Know You…

Wednesday, January 4th, 2006

I received this list from Loriscious of Diet Schmiet and have plugged in my own answers:

1. What time did you get up this morning? noon
2. Diamonds or pearls? neither, malachite?
3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? Wedding Crashers. “Go budget theater.”
4. What is your favorite TV show? Not sure, but Farscape and MP’sFC are *way* up there.
5. What did you have for breakfast? Diet coke at noon, followed by chili dip after 2pm.
6. What is your middle name? Elizabeth
7. What is your favorite cuisine? Whatever doesn’t require effort; I tend to like very specific things from each “cuisine”.
8. What foods do you dislike? Bitter stuff like brussel sprouts and asparagus; I like raw fruits, veggies and nuts, but my throat swells up with most of them. Bring on the Actifed.
9. Your favorite Potato chip? Ruffles with clam dip.
10. Your favorite CD at the moment? I hardly ever listen to music; I suppose I should catch up.
11. What kind of car do you drive? 1995 Chrysler Intrepid (Canadian-made so it’s not Dodge)
12. Characteristics do you despise? Unfairness, taking credit for what is not yours, unnecessarily big egos…
13 . Are you superstitious? Probably unconsciously. I find myself doing some odd things from time to time, like grinding my teeth when I pass a driveway while driving.
14. Favorite item of clothing? Not sure, but I have some really awesome stuff that never gets worn because I don’t do anything :/
15. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation, where would you go? I would go to accept my lottery check. Then I would go everywhere.
16. What color is your bathroom? White and blue tile on the floor with Salmon tile on the walls. Very retro. I did coordinte it nicely with toile accents and a French powder room rug.
17. Favorite brand of clothing? Possibly Gallery Serpentine.
18. Where would you retire? Now. Wait, did you say when?
18. Where would you retire? iyaf
19. Favorite time of day? evening
20. Where were you born? Madison, WI
21. Favorite sport to watch? Ms. Pacman
22. Who do you least expect to send this back? I’m not sending it. I’m posting it, where it belongs.
23. Who do you expect to get this back from first? see above
24. What laundry detergent do you use? Cheap stuff
25. Coke or Pepsi? diet caffeine free cola of any sort, particularly anything that is on sale or comes in any packaging other than the fridge mates that are too long for my tiny icebox.
26. Are you a morning person or a night owl? Night owl
27. What size shoe do you wear? 10
28. Do you have pets? Not currently.
29. Any new and exciting news you would like to share with your friends? I don’t like you. JK, bitches.
30. What would you like to be in the future? successful, calm
31. Favorite Candy? Whatchmacallit, or Coffee Crisp
32. Favorite childhood memory? Usually, it’s the upsetting moments I remember.
33. What are the different jobs you have had in your life? Ren Faire food sales, Ren Faire chain maille sales, sub shop, tv station, radio station, recording studio, advertiser newspaper, consulting, helpdesk, computer sales, fabric/craft sales, graphic designer, etc
34. Eye color? brown as can be
35. Ever been to Africa? Nope
36. Ever been toilet papering? Been toilet-papered, that’s how unpopular I was.
37. Ever love someone so much it made you cry? Yeah
38. Been in a car accident? Two within five months of getting my license (one was entirely not my fault). I was also passenger for two deer collisions (in my own car).
39. Croutons or bacon bits? meh, not usually
40. Favorite day of the week? day off
41. Favorite restaurant? wherever I can get crab cakes, blintzes and tirimisu all at the same time. Can you tell me what that restaurant is?
42. Favorite flower? stargazer lilies for smell; blood-red mums for color; eccletic variety for arrangement.
43. Favorite ice cream? something with coffee flavor
44. Disney or Warner Brothers? cartoons or feature films?
45. Favorite fast food restaurant? BK for burgers, Wendy’s for salad, DQ for dessert, Jimmy Johns for subs, Popeye’s for chicken, Arby’s for roast beef.
46. Do you believe in Karma? Not sure, sure seems like crap happens to good people and good things happen to assholes. I guess that’s the American dream.
47.How many times did you fail your driver’s test? 0
48. Before this one, from whom did you get your last e-mail? Sixpence, poor gal
49. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card? Amazon, but of the wide variety of products.
50. What do you do most often when you are bored? go online
51. Bedtime: midnight-2am
52. Who are you most curious about their responses to this questionnaire? No one. This questionnaire doesn’t have particuarly interesting questions.
53. Who’s the last person you went to dinner with? SteelBuddha, of course.
54. What are you listening to right now? SteelBuddha watching sketch comedy clips online in the other room.
55. What is your favorite color? none. i’m going through this phase in my life where I am actually wearing color, though I amy still prefer black and earthtones.
56. Lake, Ocean or River? depends on the pollution
57. How many tattoos do you have? one that keeps growing. 4 times under the needle and one more to come in the next week or two.
58. Which came first, the chicken or the egg? fish
59. How many people are you sending this email to? none; it is a b-l-o-g
60. Favorite Cocktail? pineapple juice, orange juice, grenadine and heavy cream. I think it’s called an Alice. I don’t consume booze.
61. Red or White? red
62. Republican or Democrat? i cannot in good conscience, even consider anything but democrat until the administration changes
63. Favorite Family Vacation? does it have to include family?
64. All Time Favorite Concert? I actually haven’t been to that many. My first concert ever (NIN) was noteworthy, but I was sick, so it can’t really be considered the best. Type O and Rob Zombie both put on good shows, but concerts are always better when they are *not* at the Rave (the rock venue here in Milwaukee where I live).

Um, ok

Friday, December 23rd, 2005

My kitty used to jump in if I left the seat up, but this is worse. Kinda looks like my kitty…
(I hope my ex is taking good care of him)

When Penguins Attack…

Thursday, December 15th, 2005

What Does My Birth Date Mean?

Friday, November 18th, 2005

Your Birthdate: November 7

You are an island. You don’t need anyone else to make you happy.
And though you see yourself as a loner, people are drawn to you.
Deep and sensitive, you tend to impress others with your insights.
You also tend to be psychic – so listen to that inner voice!

Your strength: Your self sufficiency

Your weakness: You despise authority

Your power color: Maroon

Your power symbol: Hammer

Your power month: July

Hmm, I’m not too keen on July. Too warm.
“Maroon”ed on an “island”?
I do have a hammer. I won it as a door prize at our high school senior picnic.
This assessment is fairly accurate, except that my inner voice is usually very intrusive and ridiculous. My psychic ability is projecting, not receiving. But it can make for some fun on a long car ride or getting people to say dumb answers during trivia games. Still, I always regret not being the one who gets the dumb words out. I transfer them more quickly than I speak them, so I rarely get credit for my own silliness.

SteelBuddha‘s results were so-so. SixPence and Superman had the same results?
Brian‘s results are highly suspect…

Which B-Movie Badass Are You?

Sunday, November 6th, 2005

You're Ash, baby.
Gimme some sugar baby.

Which B-Movie Badass Are You?
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