Damn this barstool

By admin December 5th, 2010, under General, Prosetry

Simple objective
Leave the house
Hampered by an afternoon nap
Lasting five hours

Going alone
Yet again
Must not let it stop me
Will not let it

Riding alone
Surrounded by cadres of compadres
Walking alone
Surrounded by couples

Sit at the bar
Next to Santa and Vixen
They are here
To pick a wedding band

Groups of singles
Clumped by gender
Start to prowl
In a personality-free zone

The banal mating ritual
Positions itself
Between me and the band
My reason for coming

The elves arrive
Friends circle up
Sit on a stool
Between two backs

Shots lined up
Heads thrown back
I might just leave
After my own second drink

Checked the mail today
Received a letter
From the last person I kissed
Five months ago

I’ve had one date since then
Bullshit emails and lying texts
A momentary flirt over chat
With someone who wants someone else

Going alone at 7
Is different than going alone at 11
2 drink 2 hours
I’ve fulfilled my obligation to myself

Oh they just started playing
I like big butts
Now a little Journey
I’ll linger a few moments longer

Tune of the Day

By admin December 2nd, 2010, under General, Tune of the Day

Me First and the Gimme Gimmes: Jolene

Psychological Responses to Fabric

By admin November 25th, 2010, under General

I am surprised by the excessive amount of polyester in stores these days. Women’s shirts are dominated by polyester (at least those under $80).

I carelessly purchased a poly shirt or two only to quickly realize that I cannot wear them. Wearing poly make me feel as though I am suffocating and I start to have a minor panic attack. The only other time this happens is if I get excessively thirsty and have no control over my fluid intake, such as on a plane (which is why now I always bring a bottle to fill up or fork out the cash for water once I’ve passed security).

As I shopped for professional blouses the other day (at JCP, Macys, etc), I was so overwhelmed by the amount of poly that just touching it while hanging on the rack started to make me uneasy. So, if you are shopping for me this holiday, please be careful not to purchase poly garments, no matter how cute they are.

Android Bridal

By admin November 25th, 2010, under General

Mary Huang creates the most ethereal gowns:

Kung Fu Android

By admin November 25th, 2010, under General

“There is no charge for awesomeness…or attractiveness.”

Benefit of the doubt

By admin November 23rd, 2010, under General

Benefit and doubt are conversely related. As doubt increases, benefit seems to decline.

Tune of the Day

By admin November 23rd, 2010, under General, Tune of the Day

Ralph Vaughan Williams: Fantasia on a Theme from Thomas Tallis

*sniff sniff*

Thomas Weelkes: Four Arms, Two Neck, One Wreathing

The lyrics are so lovely…and maybe a little sexy.

NSFWearing

By admin November 22nd, 2010, under General

Ok, so I just know that I would be drawn to the kind of guy that would wear this shirt, and that’s so not cool.

Case of the Monday Adorables

By admin November 22nd, 2010, under General

I look really cute today. Someone should be kissing this face.

Sunday: Part Two

By admin November 21st, 2010, under General

Would’ve won brunch. Yet another no show.